
I don’t know if I’m the only one but whenever someone calls me “babe” I just fucking light up. I don’t even know. I just.. it’s such a small word but makes me have the biggest emotional reaction. Am I weird? Yeah, I’m probably weird. Excuse me.
(via atruemessenger)
Klaine - The First Time - French audio (with English Translation)
God, the translation for the whole scene is priceless.
Blaine’s bedroom Scene :
B : I love Roxy Music. If I had a time machine I would go directly to the 70’s and french kiss Brian Ferry (WTH?!!)
K : Am I that unattractive?
B : Are you kidding? Your are the most interesting celibate in all of Ohio. (IDK, they could very well mean “single guy”. Did they not understand that when Blaine says “single most”, he is definitely not talking about his relationship status. SMH.)
K : Do you want me… Sexually? We’re being really chaste. Neither one of us has explored what is going in the south of the equator. (Told you, this is gold).
B : I thought that’s what we wanted.
K : Yes, that’s true, but haven’t you ever had the urge to rip off each other’s clothes like beasts and get down to business.
B : Yeah! That’s why masturbation exists!
K : It’s so hot here. Could you open a window?
B : I’m serious. Okay, we’re young. And we’re just in high school. And I really want to follow through. But if we’re going to do it, I want to be sure that’s you’re ready too, otherwise I wouldn’t be comfortable. And besides, I don’t see how I could tear off all of your clothes, just like that, in 30 seconds.
K : Because I’m layered like an onion? (AN ONION! I can’t…)
B : Stop it, you turn me on!
(via lima-to-my-bean)
juliahoran started following you

#i like your conveniently placed compliment #it’s like you’re russian to get into kurt’s pants
(Source: andersonbowtie, via coachjessestjames)

GUYS NOT TO ALARM YOU BUT THIS IS AN ARIEL VIEW OF TRAFALGAR SQUARE WHERE THE PREMIER IS AT.
J.K. ROWLING, YOU CLEVER BITCH.
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The Teletubbies unmasked
EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR
Reblogging again because the girl on the scooter is an absolute cutieface






